For some unknown reason, Haloscan is showing "0" comments, even though I have several comments when I click the link... very strange.
Also, to answer the most common question we've heard in the last few days: no, I am not pregnant.
Also, I'm not changing my name because I don't feel like it. And no, I don't think this will be terribly confusing when we have children. But thanks for the concern. (Note: these comments are addressed to people who don't actually read this site, but it's awfully cathartic to bitch it out here.)