Jay and I just returned from the Salt Lake County Clerk's office where we eloped at 3pm this afternoon. In an odd coincidence, both witnesses who signed the certificate were Canadian, and all our witnesses were over-educated science geeks. All in all it was quite nice.
I didn't burst into uncontrollable laughter, and I only rolled my eyes once when I had to say "wife".
Pictures to be posted tonight.
(We are still intending to do a ceremony and party next October to include the many people we were unable to have there today.)