Addressing Inequities

Jay (to friends): Yeah, so after we get married we'll just start popping them out...

Me: Popping them out... What's this "we", white man?

Jay: Um, it does take two people, you know.

Me: No, I believe that you get the "popping in" job while I get stuck with the "popping out". Want to trade?

Jay: : errrrr.

Me: (trying not to laugh) Good thing you're so cute.