Jay (to friends): Yeah, so after we get married we'll just start popping them out...
Me: Popping them out... What's this "we", white man?
Jay: Um, it does take two people, you know.
Me: No, I believe that you get the "popping in" job while I get stuck with the "popping out". Want to trade?
Jay: : errrrr.
Me: (trying not to laugh) Good thing you're so cute.