Just call me Moby

I was just looking at more of the recent pictures that Jay has of the both of us. I must stop having my picture taken while standing next to the boy. Jeez. He's so fricking skinny that I look enormous next to him. (All right, all right, he's not skinny, he just has no fat over his many muscles or bonyass hips. The wiener.) And he's tan and olivey where I'm kind of golden and pale so I look completely pasty in comparison.

Hmmm, let's see... yes. That makes me a big, white whale. Fabulous, neh?